My ideal reincarnation:
Ok folks,For those of you who like me, I am making you promise me that, in the unfortunate event that I should come to an untimely end at some point in my life (hopefully far, far into the future!), you will all pray (wish upon a falling star, sacrifice some poor animal to a long dead deity, whatever floats your boat), that I be reincarnated as a dog (preferably of the small variety) belonging to a rich, childless, gay couple (with good taste in clothes, mind you).How I came to this desire: a friend and I met up for lunch near my work today, and we happened to sit next to a cute gay couple with their “Paris Hilton” type dog, a Chihuahua. Both of us got the sense from her attire and her owner’s mannerisms that the dog’s wardrobe probably cost more than all our clothes combined. I got the sense that this dog does not shop at Target or Walmart, or heck, any generic department store. I spoke with the owner, being the curious (OK, nosey) person that I am, and promptly found out that the dog loved to travel and had been to most of Europe and South America, I got the sense that this gal don’t travel by no economy class, I think she was a First class passenger all the way. Also, her daddy had some human necklaces he got from Juicy Couture cut down to size for doggie neck adornments for the pooch. AND, get this, which shows how ridiculously some people with too much money on there hands likes to waste their money, he even bought his dear, beloved pooch a DIAMOND encrusted buckle-style pendant from CARTIER (a super high end, ridiculously expensive watch and jewelry brand), and had it turned into a dog collar. Oh me, oh my! For those folks who have had the chance to peruse one of those shops before (my aunt is a big fan), none of their items can be considered moderately priced for most sane people.To reiterate, me wants to be a rich gay couple’s beloved doggie in my next life!
THE END!
J
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